In Other World and Culturally Speaking from West Coast Midnight Run

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He winked at the pretty Southern California twenty-something hottie in shorts showing her ample sexy slim thighs and smiled big, turned to me and pretended to be fumbling with the buttons.

Aayyu-dah he said again ... Party party!

I was now on the verge of breaking into laughs because he was playing the perfect clown and his accent was completely comical. “What?”

“You want me to do it again?” he asked the girl behind us, smiling and winking?

“Do?....” I asked “what’s taken over you?” “Eeeeee-dah” he answered.

The pretty behind us leaned over close

to him and slipped him a small piece of paper in his hand and promptly disappeared into another checkout line while winking and motioning at her cell phone.

Ayuda he said with his most suave tone, nodding at her and smiling.

“She just gave you what?” I asked. “Her phone number” he answered as he completed the transaction.

“Let’s go” he pulled at me “I have a hot date to work on this weekend, ayyy-yaa now hat is what I call Southern California trippin”.

Don’t do this at home folks, you have to be Portuguese and certifiable to pull this kind of stunt off and get away with it, totally ... certifiably ... nutso.